Oh good, you’re awake. Time to get up now. No more cuddling under the warm covers. Get up; start your day.
Take a leak. Wash your teeth. Go make coffee. Better make it strong, you’ll need it. Drink. Some more. Come on, more; I told you to make it strong. Drink up, will you? You need to go faster. No sleeping while walking, please.
Back to the bathroom. Looking like crap, aren’t we? Was the night too short? It always is anyway. Wash face. Comb hair. Apply cream. Find clothes. Where the fuck is that shirt? Oh, who knows, just grab something already.
Come on, hurry up now. Time’s not your friend. Get ready. Eat? Sorry, no time. Get dressed, it’s cold outside. Sweater, shawl, hat, coat. Chunky socks and a pair of boots. Forgetting something? Without the gloves, your fingers will freeze. That’s it. Got everything? Wallet, cellphone? Where are your keys? Here they are. Good, you’re finally ready. Out the door you go.
Lock, step, run. Faster through the hall. Don’t think, just do it. No questions, please. You know the drill. Elevator, down, exit. Out the building, off to work. Have a nice fucking day.